I’m embarassed to say how excited I am right now – I just stood next to Joan Collins in line at Whole Foods! She’s really lovely, and beautifully dressed, just like one of her characters would be while shopping on a Sunday afternoon with her handsome son? / lover? for supper’s ingredients before being whisked away in her Rolls to the mansion. I would never guess her age, as she looks to be in her forties.

I love my neighborhood.