Dwight is right – again. The gay bff of NeNe says “What is a fashion show with no clothes? Nothing.” This is the Best RH series yet!!!
But Sheree went ahead and pretended it was something and her friends came and saw just that – a lot of nothing. I just love it when people think they can do everything and it’s all just so easy. She didn’t even have one of her designs made to wear herself on this launch! There were no clothes to show because she hired a seamstress to make the clothes that someone else sketched, and they didn’t come out the way she wanted. If she had an effing clue she would know that a live model is needed to make a pattern for these samples. So what did Sheree actually contribute to the design? Someone else drew it, someone else was the seamstress — what else is there? Of course Kim didn’t show for the evening of all evenings of Sheree’s life, since she had to go be with Big Poppa. I thought that she and Sheree might become lovers for all the compliments they are constantly paying one another, and not showing to Sheree’s event was not the behavior of a bff. Oh and how I love this – it has been alleged that Sheree is writing bad checks for services for the party!
Speaking of a whole lotta nothing – did I hear it correctly, or was my sound garbled on my plasma? Kim’s singing sounds like a cement mixer – who the hell is fronting all this ridiculousness? She is granted an appointment with one the foremost vocal coaches in the business and she behaved like a little brat, saying that she was being nitpicked. I am becoming less and less amused with her, as I see that she is drinking ALL the TIME, she doesn’t cook, she doesn’t work, she certainly doesn’t take care of her daughters unless it’s to throw an expensive party, and even then she stands outside smoking the entire time. In the last two episodes she has gone from being besties with NeNe to bff with Sheree and has burned the bridge to NeNe permanently by texting her, calling her a bitch. Unfortunately for her, she made a big faux pas by not responding to DeShawn’s invitation to dinner, so Mrs Snow and Mrs Hartfield are now getting the idea of what’s really going on here. Poor sweet little DeShawn, she’s just trying to help everyone get along. Fortunately she and her hubby are getting along just great, as evidenced by his gift of a new Rolex for her birthday that he bought her in Monte Carlo.
NeNe is still my main girl – she very bravely told her story at the Big Hat luncheon she hosted for her charity “Twisted Hearts” – assisting abused women. She raised $13,000 – almost as much as DeShawn made for her charity with WAY less drama. She also go the DNA test results regarding whether or not the man who raised her is actually her father and whoop! He’s not. Good thing she has that wonderful husband and sweet sons to console her.
Um and can I just say that Ed Hartfield is…Whoo lawd! Last night showed him working out with his trainer in Lisa’s and his backyard, and I would much rather have seen him as the eye candy at Sheree’s lame party as opposed to the poor twinks she hired to be painted with her lame logo. Looks like he’ going to go out with the Raiders this season – I may be a football fan after all!
Aunt Bea Says:
November 17th, 2008 at 2:09 pmVisit Aunt Bea
i cannot stop watching this show – i’m like a southern baptist watching porn – just fixated. love it, love it, want some more of it. these ATL bitches leave the LA and NYC bitches chokin’ dust.
oh, where to I start wit all these hot messes… having lived in atlanta and having been in the limousine and transportation biz there, i can attest to the fact that these messes are there, plus many, many more.. love and miss that city, but i don’t miss dealing with all the delusional divas… watching this show brings it all back – and how those women would turn us into a pick-up service before anyone ever set foot in the vehicle… we’d go pick up the dog from the spa, pick up the laundry or dress from the seamstress, pick up the gift, run by herre, run by therre – the pretentiousness was excruciating. but i made those bitches pay for it. new money can be so naive…
and on this show, i can take ’em all but Kim – speaking of delusion… what a tragic tranny trainwreck… her inability to grasp reality just astounds me… first, she thinks she looks like faith hill? girl, i’m from mississippi, faith is from mississippi, and i have had faith in the back of a limousine more than once so i have seen her up close – not that one has to – and lemme break it to ya gently – you ain’t no faith hill. faith roadkill, maybe… kim baby, you fugly. hang on to big papa, girl, and hang on with them thighs real tight.
and that voice – oh god that voice… sweetie, big papa ain’t got enough moneys to make you sound good, so be thankful you know how to throw that cat around and make him happy… and at this point, i’m not even sure that you have a cat purrin’ up under all that scottish tartan crap you love to slither into – im just sayin’ i would not be surprised.
word is that “Big Papa†is in fact white, married, and is a multi, multi millionaire real estate developer… he has a major part in the re-development of the Buckhead area and is turning it into a Rodeo Drive sort of shopping district.
but who knows… sho’ is fun to gossip, tho’ baby.
and really – I’m with you, alex – just give me a video of ed hartfield workin out in the back yard or strippin down to a thong – gimme that, and a quart of Haagen Daz, and leave me alone for the night..
xxxooo
alexandra Says:
November 17th, 2008 at 2:54 pmVisit alexandra
Oh My God that’s it! Kim is really a man! That’s why Big Papa is willing be so – large.
And yeah – the Real Husbands are awesome – I even love NeNe’s husband. She’s the Queen, you know. Like me – the only woman in the house!
Can’t wait for the big face off between Quee-Ne and Kim – the previews show her saying “how small of you…” and Kim sneering at her. Can’t wait!
Aunt Bea Says:
November 19th, 2008 at 10:17 amVisit Aunt Bea
Must hear your take on last night’s episode! and cannot wait for the reunion!
Kim – he done broke up with BP?!?!?! WTF? How will he be able to afford his wigs and his Dior???